| Name: |
Richie Lionel Hülsbeck |
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| Sex: |
Male |
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| Race: |
Yes |
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| Age: |
27 |
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| Strength: |
[1 to 10] |
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| Perception: |
[1 to 10] |
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| Endurance: |
[1 to 10] |
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| Charisma: |
[1 to 10] |
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| Intelligence: |
[1 to 10] |
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| Agility: |
[1 to 10] |
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| Luck: |
[1 to 10] |
[PC or NPC] |
| Skills: |
Sciencing. Being a bit of a douchenozzle. Running into stuff. |
| Profession: |
Beta Group Leader at Huf R&D |
| Background: |
Richie (known mostly as Rich, because, even in the apocalypse, a dude just can't have a girlie name.) Hülsbeck finished his time at Utopia High in the top tenth percentile of his graduating class.[citation needed] He was a bit of an underachiever, preferring to spend his schooldays talking to the female students, sneaking into the locker rooms, etc. Unfortunately, Richie Lionel was so distracted in his fiendish exploits that he was always smacking his forehead into walls, signposts, or running into all manner of obstacles.[citation pictures needed. that shit is hilarious] After graduating, he discovered his latent ability of being a prick - a tool he sharpened into a mighty sword. He now runs a research and development team in an abandoned industrial complex. At Huf R&D, the Beta Group is researching high-temperature recirculation to purify urine for a clean water source (the shores are all awash with garbage and rubble, what's a man to do? those MMA guys did it, c'mon.) as well as better hydroponic farming techniques and alternate energy sources. |
| Location: |
Huf R&D |
| Inventory: |
Shoelaces, Pickshovel |